My friends are nothing but stair steps for me to climb on throught my life.
But without the steps i would fall, i would fall down into an abyss i could never reach out from.
So my friends bring me higher therefor i do not stomp on them to get to my goal, instead i take them with me!
1. Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader.
2. Every great man was thought to be insane before he changed the world. Some never changed the world. They were just insane.
3. I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.
4. "Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser.
5. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder.
6. There's a one-in six-billion chance that you'll find your soulmate. And that's if they're not dead.
7. Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control.
8. Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.
9. I don't suffer from insanity--I enjoy every minute of it.
10. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
11. No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.
12. Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on.
13. Friends teach you what you WANT to know. Enemies teach you what you NEED to know.
14. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
15. Health is merely the slowest rate at which you can die.
-Tomir & randoms.
If you hold eleven different roses in front of a mirror, you will see the twelve most beautiful things in the world...
-anon
"If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain."
-Dolly Parton
If you want to cry, cry in front of some one who can make you laugh. So you don’t have to cry for long.
-Dr. Tulli
"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."
-Albert Einstein
The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.
. "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
-Charles Schultz's philosophy
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.
-Norton Hunt
He who knows nothing and knows he knows nothing, he is a scholar; teach him. He who knows nothing and thinks he knows something, he is a fool; shun him. He who knows something and thinks he knows nothing, he is unsure; enlighten him. He who knows something and knows he knows something, he is wise; follow him.
-Bruce Lee
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room?
-Jack's Mannequin
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
- Ambrose Bierce
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
-Andre Gide
There are some remedies worse than the disease.
-Publilius Syrus
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
-Aleister Crowley
To know the height of a mountain, one must climb it.
-Augustus William Hare
Nobody cares how much you know-until they know how much you care.
-john cassis
God and the Devil are the same. The sole difference is that the Devil only inflicts pain on those who deserve it.
-Edmond Wong
Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Its not that people are afraid of what they don't understand; they just don't understand what they are afraid of.
-Ben Woollard
Pain is a part of life. Once we accept this, we can never be truly hurt...
-Edward P
When someone dies, every single moment of their life is said to run though their memory--so how are you to know that you aren't already dead?
-Sandra
"Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."
-William Jennings Bryan
Silence is the best sound ever:
Nothing is said.
Everything is understood.
-Ingwë Alcarin
I want nothing from you except what you wish to give me.
-Ayn Rand
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a
cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile
of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the Story -
[1] Not everyone who s**ts on you is your enemy.
[2] Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend.
[3] And when you're in deep s**t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
søndag 3. februar 2008
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